Petition to have Stanley Tucci host the Oscars as Caesar Flickerman.
"A photo of Nicolas Cage, which 40,000 students can now share and enjoy whenever they want."
this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
did you just
This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
Uhm… my school still uses these sometimes… my mom was a teacher last year and used it because she didn’t like her smartboard
∟Hit List Lives!
These puns are unavoidable
Aaron Tveit at age 16
i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath
i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit
hahah you’re short
hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck
If you can even reach my neck
here i come motherfucker